{ "version": "https:\/\/jsonfeed.org\/version\/1.1", "title": "Блоги: заметки с тегом humor", "_rss_description": "Автоматически собираемая лента заметок, написанных в блогах на Эгее", "_rss_language": "ru", "_itunes_email": "", "_itunes_categories_xml": "", "_itunes_image": false, "_itunes_explicit": "no", "home_page_url": "https:\/\/blogengine.me\/blogs\/tags\/humor\/", "feed_url": "https:\/\/blogengine.me\/blogs\/tags\/humor\/json\/", "icon": false, "authors": [ { "name": "Илья Бирман", "url": "https:\/\/blogengine.me\/blogs\/", "avatar": false } ], "items": [ { "id": "131176", "url": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/all\/kamalagpt\/", "title": "Talking to ChatGPT Kamala", "content_html": "

K: Hello! I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit.<\/p>\n

Me: Hi Kamala! Will you bring peace to the world?<\/p>\n

K: Oh, you know, when we talk about peace in the world, we have to understand that peace is important for the world, and when we have peace, the world can be peaceful. Peace is like a big puzzle, you know, and we have to put all the pieces together to make the puzzle complete, and when the puzzle is complete, then we will have peace in the world, and that’s important. Peace, you know, it’s like, when you have peace, everything is peaceful, and that’s what we want for the world, for it to be peaceful. So, yes, peace is important, and we have to work together to achieve peace in the world.<\/p>\n", "date_published": "2024-09-29T11:45:35+05:00", "date_modified": "2024-10-20T01:51:05+05:00", "tags": [ "humor", "software", "United States" ], "author": { "name": "Robert", "url": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/", "avatar": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/pictures\/userpic\/userpic@2x.jpg?1739870896" }, "_date_published_rfc2822": "Sun, 29 Sep 2024 11:45:35 +0500", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "131176", "_rss_enclosures": [], "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": false, "links_required": null, "og_images": [] } }, { "id": "132320", "url": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/all\/out-of-context\/", "title": "“Out of context” compilation videos", "content_html": "

…are top-level humor.<\/p>\n", "date_published": "2024-05-30T10:29:12+05:00", "date_modified": "2024-10-21T11:42:25+05:00", "tags": [ "humor" ], "author": { "name": "Robert", "url": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/", "avatar": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/pictures\/userpic\/userpic@2x.jpg?1739870896" }, "_date_published_rfc2822": "Thu, 30 May 2024 10:29:12 +0500", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "132320", "_rss_enclosures": [], "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": false, "links_required": null, "og_images": [] } }, { "id": "126129", "url": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/all\/london-2023\/", "title": "London in May 2023", "content_html": "

First of all, the euphoric smell<\/a> is still there. I didn’t find it as common as in 2020 and before, but it does come from the Tube and it also came from a bus. May it stay.<\/p>\n

A beautiful window:<\/p>\n

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A beautiful lantern:<\/p>\n

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Greenery:<\/p>\n

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Plaques:<\/p>\n

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Other address lettering:<\/p>\n

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Soviet architecture:<\/p>\n

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A traffic light:<\/p>\n

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An outdoor table:<\/p>\n

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Doors:<\/p>\n

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A mighty entryway:<\/p>\n

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A lovely face:<\/p>\n

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Trees and bricks:<\/p>\n

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A brick wall:<\/p>\n

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The London Fire Brigade’s coat of arms reminds me of the Kiribati flag 🇰🇮:<\/p>\n

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Chinatown:<\/p>\n

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A gallery:<\/p>\n

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A patriotic flag display:<\/p>\n

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An ice cream van:<\/p>\n

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A charming car:<\/p>\n

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A square:<\/p>\n

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The London Eye:<\/p>\n

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Big Sister is watching:<\/p>\n

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A pharmacy swastika:<\/p>\n

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Wokeness at the Wellcome Collection:<\/p>\n

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My message:<\/p>\n

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The first words of one of my favorite poëms, Leisure, on a sticker:<\/p>\n

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Other city details:<\/p>\n

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Unlike Italy, there is a lot of Asian and Indian cuisine in London. Its spicy aromas are a delight.<\/p>\n

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Packaging at the supermarket:<\/p>\n

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Drinking from a coconut:<\/p>\n

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A water bottle:<\/p>\n

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Swedenborg’s Rules of Tremulation:<\/p>\n

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It’s a shame Selfridges doesn’t sell fridges.<\/p>\n", "date_published": "2024-03-03T03:49:25+05:00", "date_modified": "2024-10-04T18:41:57+05:00", "tags": [ "bricks", "buildings", "buses", "design", "doors", "drinks", "environment", "Europe", "flights", "food", "humor", "London", "national symbols", "packaging", "plaques", "poëms", "public spaces", "smells", "swastikas", "tongue", "travel", "typography", "wayfinding", "wit" ], "author": { "name": "Robert", "url": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/", "avatar": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/pictures\/userpic\/userpic@2x.jpg?1739870896" }, "_date_published_rfc2822": "Sun, 03 Mar 2024 03:49:25 +0500", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "126129", "_rss_enclosures": [], "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": false, "links_required": null, "og_images": [] } }, { "id": "126119", "url": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/all\/lottery-slogan\/", "title": "A slogan for a lottery", "content_html": "

Play now. Win later¹<\/p>\n

¹A lot later. Possibly never<\/p>\n", "date_published": "2024-03-02T12:08:07+05:00", "date_modified": "2024-09-27T13:31:39+05:00", "tags": [ "humor", "maths", "wit" ], "author": { "name": "Robert", "url": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/", "avatar": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/pictures\/userpic\/userpic@2x.jpg?1739870896" }, "_date_published_rfc2822": "Sat, 02 Mar 2024 12:08:07 +0500", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "126119", "_rss_enclosures": [], "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": false, "links_required": null, "og_images": [] } }, { "id": "124609", "url": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/all\/ze-sbf\/", "title": "Zelensky and SBF did one good thing", "content_html": "

Zelensky and SBF are among the most despicable characters of the modern age.<\/p>\n

But they have done one good thing for the world: normalising tees and sweaters at formal events.<\/p>\n

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The king and the jester. Image by the New York Times<\/div>\n<\/div>\n", "date_published": "2023-02-09T21:58:08+05:00", "date_modified": "2024-10-02T09:37:54+05:00", "tags": [ "folk", "humor", "looks", "Ukraine" ], "author": { "name": "Robert", "url": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/", "avatar": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/pictures\/userpic\/userpic@2x.jpg?1739870896" }, "_date_published_rfc2822": "Thu, 09 Feb 2023 21:58:08 +0500", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "124609", "_rss_enclosures": [], "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": false, "links_required": null, "og_images": [] } }, { "id": "131167", "url": "https:\/\/robertblinov.net\/blog\/all\/wayfinding-russia\/", "title": "Wayfinding in Russia", "content_html": "
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